Jokes!!!

 Hi,

Here are some jokes to make you laugh for some time.. Enjoy!


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•  Learn Hindi through Tamil:

                   "Koyi baath nahi"

                - kozhi kulikardhu ille....

                 "Woh baar baar aatha hai"

                - Adhu barber-oda aatha!

                 "Udhar pakdo"

               - Pakkoda anga keedhu....! :)

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 Sardar was sitting in the beach. An american asks, "Are you relaxing?
 Sardar : No, I am Ram singh!
 Another American : Are you relaxing?
 Sardar (indignant) : No, I am Ram Singh!

 Sardar gets angry and leaves the place
 Sardar (to an American lying nearby) : Are you relaxing?
 American : Yes...
 Sardar gives a slap and says, "All are searching for you and you are lying  here, rascal..."!?!?
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 A psychological report :
 When two Indian couples come face-to-face, wives look at each other's

 Saree....!!! and husbands look at each other's????

 Wives....!!! :)
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     An Indian and an American went on a camping trip. They set up their tent  and fell asleep. After sometime, the Indian wakes up the American and asks, "Look at the sky and tell me what you see...". 
      The American replies "Astronomically speaking, there are millions of galaxies in the sky,  time-wise, it is quarter past three and theologically, God is more powerful than us. Now tell me what you see..."

 Indian : Practically speaking, someone stole our tent!!!
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 Kadhalithu paar, un kai ezhuthu azhagaagum - Vairamuthu

 Kadhalippathai vittu paar, un thalai ezhuthu azhagaagum - Vayiru erinja muthu!!! :)
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 Bond meets an Indian
 Bond : Hi, My name is Bond...James Bond!

 Indian : My name is Naidu...Venkata naidu

 Siva venkata naidu
 
Lakshminarayana siva venkata naidu

 Srinivasulu lakshminarayana siva venkata naidu


 Rajasekara srinivasulu lakshminarayana siva venkata naidu

 Bond : !!!
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