Believe in Yourself......

Hi friends,

          

U want & U get... That is luck....

U want &  U wait...That is time...

U want but U compromise...That's life...

&

U want, U wait & U dont compromise...

That is Success!!!

" Success is Never Permanent....Failure is never Final "

So always do not stop trying

Let's hope for the BEST!

The Life Cycle of Software:-)

 friends,

        Here is the  Life Cycle of Software..

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.

5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.

6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

7. Users find 137 new bugs.

8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.

9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.

11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.

13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

Topics to prepare, for a Entry Level Testing Job :)

Hi,

       Here are some Topics to prepare, for a entry level testing job..

Testing fundamentals: Testing terminology, definitions etc.

Testing Processes: The testing processes used in your current/previous company.Knowledge of life cycle testing etc.

Testing tools: Given a problem, how to solve them using testing tools.

Testing deliverable: Able to write a test plan or test case for a given product or requirements

Analytical skills: Solving Puzzles

Programming skills(optional): Able to write pseudo code for a given problem.

                      Two software testers@dinner:-) Software Joke;;;

             Two software testers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"
The testers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. 






            Have a pleasant Evening!

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:-)

Hi,

       Do u feel that "Ur Job is not good? R u not satisfied?".. Then Surely u must Read this.. 



                                On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

                     Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested. " Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company. "

Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work:-)

Hi,

       In our day to day life we had seen many things which we felt bad sometimes and the same incident when we think of it later,it will make us laugh. Here let me narrate what all will a programmer will say to Testing Engineers When their Program's wont work. Just take it fun. I had Listed in "Top 20"..  Here it goes:)


    
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "It works on my machine"

Interesting Programming Skills

Hi friends,

               Life is full of Programs. Im saying about Computer Programs. We can divide our Life cycle in Classes. Here is an sample Program as how each class(each one's life) will be.. Just an imagination only.. 



class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional                                
 {                                                                  
   double styles;                                                          
   short skirts;                                                          
   long time_to_understand_problems;                                      
   float mind;                                                             
   void knowledge();                                                      
   char non_co_operative;                                                 
 };                                                                        
 
class Married_female_Software _Professional                              
 { 
   double weight;                                                          
   short tempered;                                                        
   long gossips;                                                          
   float hopes;                                                            
   void work();                                                           
   char unstable;                                                         
 };         
                                                             
class Female_Engaged_software _professional                              
 {  
   double time_on_phone;                                                  
   short attention_on_work;                                               
   long boast;                                                            
   float on_cloud_nine;                                                    
   void understanding();                                                  
   char edgy;                                                             
 };                                                                        

  class Indian_Newly_Married_software _professional                        
 { 
    double dinner_invitations;                                             
   short time_at_work;                                                    
   long lunch_breaks;                                                     
   float talks;                                                            
   void bank_balance();                                                   
   char hen_pecked;                                                       
 };                                                                        

 class Indian_husband_wife_software _professional 
  { 
    double income;                                                         
   short temper;                                                          
   long time_no_see;                                                      
   float new_software_company;                                            
   void love;                                                             
 };  

Class Guy_who_wrote_this      
{                                                                        
  Long time_on_bench;                                                     
Void work();                     
 }   

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